Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: "He's faster than a speeding bullet. He's more powerful than a locomotive. He's able to leap tall buildings at a single bound. Why can't he get a girl? "
Too bad that Smallville has pretty much blown this out of the water. Superman's power grows as he does, and all the really cool stuff doesn't show up till puberty, or something like that. Not sure how that jives with the comic books, but, uh, whatever. This is a simple smile giver, nothing more.