Addicted to Oil (apologies to Robert Palmer

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Addicted To Oil
(with apologies to Robert Palmer)

Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your SUV is not your own
Your Hummer stalls, your auto shakes
Another gallon is what it takes
You can't start, you can't roll
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another gallon is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to oil

Might as well face it, you're addicted to oil
Might as well face it, you're addicted to oil
Might as well face it, you're addicted to oil
Might as well face it, you're addicted to oil
Might as well face it, you're addicted to oil

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